I know everything that’s gonna happen
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
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Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one
so he killed sherlock instead
WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?
THE STARSHIP HAS TO BE AT LEAST…THREE TIMES THIS SIZE
Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
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We all hurt
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