Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg asked about their ideal wedding toast.
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I almost forgot! Last week, I was on a plane, and they had a little sign that lit up to tell you the bathroom was occupied, which is handy, but it took me half of the flight to figure out that it wasn’t a “don’t have sex in the bathroom” sign.
John Goodman as Vice Dean Laybourne
this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com
no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.
*old man voice* illegal downloading has destroyed music!!!
Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.
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These photos were taken a few seconds apart.
ahhh how majestic
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swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
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